Receive Thousands Daily for Doing a Bunch of Nothing

Post to a home business email list:

NO Selling, Explaining or Convincing! NO MLM! Unbelievable fastest growing Internet cash generating system that single Moms to Professionals are seeing the power change there lives forever. Between Me and My Partner (You Can Use Me As Your Partner) We Receive $500-$15,000 a Week Returning Calls 1-2 Hours a Day! Duplicate our system! Go to gadgetsmith.com. Than give me a call at #800-999-9999. I’ll walk you threw.

The landing page is the typical scam. No mention of a product or service. But pictures of piles of cash, fancy cars, expensive watches, and champaign corks flying. Yahoo! Money time!

The problem: The inability to spell and use a proper capitalization scheme has no ethical implications that I’m aware of. But please.

I’ve wracked my brain all morning trying to figure out what you do when you call the leads generated by the system. You don’t sell. You don’t explain. You don’t convince. Hmmmm. You dance a gig? You strip tease? You taunt them until they pay you to shut up?

Well, hey, who cares. It’s a “remarkable system to create wealth.” What more could you ask for?

No Nothing

Another amazing opportunity has sprung up to greet the multi-level marketing world! Act now! Get in on the ground level! You won’t believe the benefits!

• It’s got a “nine-tier pay out plan,” but it’s not MLM.
• It had “no start up cost,” but you have to buy a debit card to get paid. And you pay for commission reloads, too.
• There are “no presentations,” but if you don’t convince anyone to join, you won’t make a dime.
• There is “absolutely no selling,” but if you don’t sell the idea to someone, well, see the bullet above. And if you don’t convince anyone to buy, the same applies.

 It’s an ethical loser plan.